These stories are not good. They aren't terrible, else I wouldn't put them up on the internet; they are mostly the result of thoughts I had in the bath. Or, more likely, the result of being egged on by my friends, who are jerks.

If you are someone I know in dreaded real life, and you have by some means managed to identify me, please understand that I went to some pains to prevent you in particular from finding this website. Pat yourself on the back for outsmarting me and never mention it to me. Ever. I do not want to have to kill you in order to secure my escape.

These characters are not mine. This page exists as an act of appreciation towards the trademark and copyright holders of the respective franchines, and no claim of ownership is intended.

And finally, a small few of these stories contain explicit sexual content. I have not marked them as such because it struck me as lame, and I assume that you can, you know, handle it if you are here to begin with. All characters involved are over the age of 18. Even when stated otherwise. Especially when stated otherwise.

--the management