FINAL FANTASY X BATTLE ICON THEATRE
Part 9
Random Passerby Along The Mi'ihen Highroad:
A Summoner! You're going to fight Sin, right? Like, soon? We like soon. Tidus:
Wow, everyone in Spira really likes Yuna! They keep giving us stuff and everything! Lulu:
Yes, soul-crushing guilt will do that to you. Tidus:
Huh? Wakka:
Hey, ix-nay on the elfless-say artyr-may. Tidus:
You know, the constant presense of ruins everywhere we go is something of a downer. I guess condemning buildings must be against the teachings of Yevon, too. Maechen:
This building is part of a city that was destroyed by Sin. You have to admit, the road would be sort of boring without them. Tidus:
Who are you? Maechen:
Oh, just a travelling scholar that knows everything you need to find out about Spira to avoid countless disasters and tragedies. However, I happen to be a big fan of disasters and tragedies, so I think I'll hold off on sharing my great wealth of information until it is far too late. Have a nice day! Tidus:
You too! Tidus:
... Tidus:
Man, times like this I wish we just had a plain old world map. Chocobo Knights:
Just a head's up: there's a fiend around here that likes to eat chocobos! Not that you guys really have to worry or anything. Tidus:
Oo! We should find it and defeat it anyway! It's the right thing to do! Auron:
You know, Jecht used to say that exact thing whenever he ran off and did something boneheaded. Tidus:
Uh, I mean, let's not go find and defeat it. Auron:
Jecht also liked to hum the Hymn irritatingly and off-key. Tidus:
Well, then, I won't hum the Hymn irritatingly and off-key. Auron:
Jecht also looked where he was going and avoided walking backwards when travelling on busy roads next to the sea. Tidus:
Well, then, I won't look where I'm going and avoid walking backwards when travelling on busy roads next to the sea! Yuna:
Sir Auron, that isn't very nice. Auron:
Heh heh. Tidus:
OW! Lulu:
We'd, uh, better stop for the day. Wakka:
Not here! This is place is full of those damned Al Bhed! Rin:
Ur, fuhtanvim, suna kuoes. Tidus:
You know, Yuna, I'm sort of confused about this whole Sin thing. You're supposed to defeat it all by yourself? Yuna:
Well, when we get to Zanarkand, I will receive the Final Aeon. Together, we shall fight and vanquish Sin, and the world will be saved again. Sigh. Tidus:
Woo hoo, Zanarkand! Auron:
Not your Zanarkand, the Zanarkand that's been in ruin for a thousand years. Auron:
...I think. I have trouble keeping track. Rin:
Goodness, there's a large fiend eating the chocobos. Auron:
Right, let's go. Tidus:
But you said-- Auron:
Shut up. Oh, it's a clever one. It wants to push us off the cliff! Tidus:
Well, then, we should move away from the cliff and circle it from behind. Auron:
That's what your father said. Tidus:
On second thought, let's stand here between the fiend and the edge of the cliff like idiots and fight it here. Auron:
Thataboy.