FINAL FANTASY X BATTLE ICON THEATRE
Part 11
Tidus:
AIIIGH-- wait, that's not Sin. Auron:
No, it's just a generic Sin-spawn thing boss. Tidus:
Should we really be wasting time on it when SIN is due to show up any minute? Auron:
Kill the boss, boy, or there will be no plot for you. Crusaders:
CHAAAAAAARGE!! Aim for the flakey bits! The Flakey Bits:
Whee! Sin:
BRARGH BLARGH RAR. And also, FWOOOSH. Crusaders:
Thud. Yuna:
Help, Tidus! You didn't kill the pointless boss hard enough! Seymour:
This obviously calls for someone with a much larger... hairdo. Al Bhed:
E uhmo naknad dryd E ryja pid uha meva du keja vun draca dudym yccrydc. VENA! Sin:
Achoo. Al Bhed:
Ir ur. Yuna:
Hold on, everyone! I'll, uh... I'll summon! Yeah! Seymour:
Lady Yuna, no! You barely have a hairdo at all! Tidus:
Just look at this scene of horrible death and devestation! If only there were someone here I knew personally to really drive the point home. We people of Zanarkand see four thousand murders on television by the time we're eighteen, after all. Tidus:
... OH MY GOD! You killed... Gazzu? Was that his name? I don't know. YOU BASTARD! Tidus:
Oh, dammit, I always lose track of how long it's been since I've had a good prophetic dream until it's too late, like when I'm trying to hold my breath while swimming in a bay full of Sin toxin. Tidus:
Yeah, yeah, the flashback, too. Why shouldn't I be reflecting on the fact that my dad was a cruel alcoholic and I was a complete brat? No time like the cold, wet, highly poisonous present. Freaky Robed Child:
Hello again! Tidus:
What could this incredibly subtle imagery mean?! Auron:
Boy! You still alive? Tidus:
Huh? Auron:
That's what I thought. Maester Kinoc:
Well, that certainly was satisfying. I mean horrible. Seymour:
Lady Yuna, you look a bit down. Yuna:
Waah. Seymour:
You obviously need a... "pillar of strength." Yuna:
... Seymour:
Like Lady Yunalesca had her Lord Zaon. Yuna:
... Seymour:
You will note my highly expressive eyebrows. Yuna:
Hard not to! Auron:
So, as I was saying a few hours ago, your father is Sin. Tidus:
Yeah, it's really beginning to-- I mean no! I don't believe you! I hate you! Auron:
He does nothing but kill, and will do nothing but kill, until he is killed. And he wants you to kill him, since he feels deep guilt about how he treated you as a child and leaving you fatherless. Tidus:
How do you know all this? Auron:
Oh, look at that, your quota's run out again. Yuna:
Come on, you two, we're leaving before Seymour can think of any more scary metaphors!